idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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