The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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