You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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