okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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