Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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