STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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