if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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