just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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