Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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