I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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