I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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