You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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