try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
And then he peed in my hair
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