yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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