I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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