That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
no you cant smoke seaweed
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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