So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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