my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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