me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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