what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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