Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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