in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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