so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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