If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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