Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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