i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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