Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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