First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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