i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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