Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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