You work out of a Hotel?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
