kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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