Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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