# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
You're like the curious george of whores
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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