I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
How external is "for external use only"?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
