You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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