i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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