can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I look excited, but its just a facade.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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