I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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