Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
