I've blown a few things in my day
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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