I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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