dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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