Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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