She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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