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(334): View more from Alabama

you're like a bully in the Christmas story

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(716): View more from New York

why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross

(860): View more from Connecticut

its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary

(716): View more from New York

i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.

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(585): View more from New York

You were more fun when you didn't have morals.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.

(713): View more from Texas

can't go wrong with guac.

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