oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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