ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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