I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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