do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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