just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
