dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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