I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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