But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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