We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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