It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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